Sponge Daddy Well-Equipped Sitting Holder
$15.00
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Printed to order in a single solid color. Light layer lines are a normal characteristic of 3D printing.
- Material
- PLA plastic
- Included
- One 3D printed piece in the type and finish you select
- Not included
- Books, shelving and props shown in photographs
- Made
- Printed to order in New Jersey
Your sponge spends all day face-down in your questionable leftovers. The least you can do is give the little guy a place to sit. This 3D printed caddy features a pair of dangling legs for a relaxed, existential-crisis aesthetic and a "drainage spout" that—let's be honest—looks exactly like what you think it looks like.
It is the only kitchen accessory that appears to be both relieving itself and being slowly consumed by a giant, smiling yellow circle. While the silhouette is a bit bold for a Sunday brunch with your grandmother, the physics are undeniable. The spout directs water straight into the sink, preventing your sponge from marinating in a swamp of its own filth. It is functional, highly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make your guests do a double-take while they're just trying to rinse a spoon.
Ships with care and a level of maturity that the designer clearly did not possess.
It is the only kitchen accessory that appears to be both relieving itself and being slowly consumed by a giant, smiling yellow circle. While the silhouette is a bit bold for a Sunday brunch with your grandmother, the physics are undeniable. The spout directs water straight into the sink, preventing your sponge from marinating in a swamp of its own filth. It is functional, highly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make your guests do a double-take while they're just trying to rinse a spoon.
Ships with care and a level of maturity that the designer clearly did not possess.
